Skuzzy Scum Scum Bum Bum

We all like to lounge around in sweats and do nothing but watch dumb shows like Gossip Girl or something with sexy vampires and that is completely fine. The problem is when you leave your house like that, it is always best to not look as though your a dirty bum, and I can say that without offending anyone because bums don't have computers or maybe even read? Anyway if you do not want to get out of those comfy sweats when you leave your house that is fine but make sure your not wearing a sweatshirt with those sweat pants. Always avoid wearing an outfit wear you say the word sweat twice! And definately fix your hair so its not in a mamm bun or weird pony tail. I went out once with a sweatshirt, sweats, and my hair in a mamm bun but I only went to the library, did not think I was going to run into anyone. I was wrong, and looked like skuzzy skum. Embarrassing.

Aysia's Advice - Let's not be stupid?

I did not know what my advice would be this week, but I figured I would give advice of what not to do. I am a high school student who has to deal with high school students. No Bueno! Especially the boys. I never wanted to be the boyfriend stealer or the ‘other woman’ but I caved. DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU’RE PREPARED! And if you do this then

1) Make sure you can win the guy

2) Instead be friends with the guy until he dumps her

3) Do not even attempt if the girlfriend is psycho

My problem is I did not follow any of these rules. The other girl found out and it escalated from there, results no boy and a crazy girl mad at me.

Aysia's Advice - How to be Jennifer Aniston not Paris Hilton

Now they both seem to have boy problems so we are not talking about their relationship issues, because it seems too hard to keep up with; instead their skin. Jennifer Aniston maintains a natural glow all year, but yes she probably can afford the best of the best. Paris Hilton can too but she seems to look like a pumpkin all year. Too avoid Paris Hilton's chester the cheeto look stop tanning everyday! Never do a spray tan unless you want to be a 'Guido' and to save money and get the Jennifer Aniston look you need to do this.

1) Buy Dove's Self Tanning Lotion

2) Do not overuse it

3) Only 4 days a week put a thin layer all over at night before bed, make sure you take a shower in the morning. If you don't then you will have the greasy feeling all day, yikes.

4) Also Hoola Bronzer from Benefit is a very good way to add an extra bronze